This Months Cosmetics Picks

Monday, 3 November 2014

 I am all manners of rubbish at looking after myself.
I scrape last nights make up off with cheap wet wipes and throw my poor afro hair under enough heat that chemically straightening it probably sounds as though it would be a kinder treat.
I stepped up my game, threw down my horrible habits and have called to the cosmetic gods to see if they could cuddle my appearance and make me feel and look a little less haggard.
These are the ones that came out on top.
 Origins GinZing Energy Boosting Moisturiser 
It smells like an orgy of oranges having a great time in a pot.
It's surprisingly done absolute wonders for my Rosacea and paints a massive smile over my now smooth face every morning.
Yum.

 Topshop Face Glitter and Glue
You always used to know if I was having a crisis because I'd wear red lipstick to distract myself.
Now, I paint big messy glittery splodges along the sides of my eyes.
Like a Sugar Plum Fairy, but dosed up on Sertraline.

 Oribe god Lust Nourishing Hair Oil
Harry Styles' hair stylist swears by it.
If it's good enough for him, it's sure as hell probably too good for me, but it smells divine and has given a new lease of life to my dyed and unloved hair.
 Mane 'n Tail Shampoo and Conditioner
It was originally developed for Horses.
It's now made for humans.
Thank Jesus Christ and the well groomed Donkey that carried him, they smell a bit like carpet cleaner but get all the gross residue of London out of your hair.
Love.
 L'Oreal Lumi Magique Highlighter in Shade 2
My YSL Touche Eclait brushed its last stroke the other day and I panic bought this.
A really great high street highlighter, does exactly what it says on the tin.
Aesop Parsley Seed Face Mask
Erases all of my make up wipe sins, all of the weird ugly alcohol induced blemishes and wind torn flakey face skin.
I was a bit apprehensive of spending so much money on what looks like such a small tube, but you only need a tiny teeny bit to do a bit of a Beyonce glow.
It smells like a really good salad dressing, don't be tempted.

10 comments:

  1. I really want to try the shampoo and conditioner but something is making me apprehensive about it. Had a little giggle at 'orgy of oranges'... 19 or 9? Loved this!

    ReplyDelete
  2. I don't think you have looked haggard in any of your instagram photos. Must be a anti haggard filter on your camera.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Great post :) Written as beautifully as always!
    - F - www.elevatorbrain.blogspot.co.uk

    ReplyDelete
  4. This isn't even a blog geared solely towards cosmetics, but when you have posts like these, I'm just like OMG! Beauty blogs don't typically make the beauty products sound so beautiful! Ha, I love it!! Charly, your writing quality has an unprecedented air of creativity and style. I'm so obsessed with your talent and blog-- and you're pretty fabulous yourself! :)

    ReplyDelete
  5. I really want to try that shampoo!!!

    www.ensembledeux.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  6. Origins do make quite wonderful moisturizers. Straight to the point and witty post, another reason to love your blog :)

    Andrea,
    GUCCI&POLA.

    ReplyDelete

 

Charly Cox © All rights reserved · Theme by Blog Milk · Blogger