I kissed a girl and I liked it...and then felt really awful.

Sunday, 26 October 2014





Having spun myself into a new (yet again) all male friend group, my Tuesday nights have been changed forever.
Usually I'd be tucked up behind my laptop, crossing and curling my legs over the duvet as I desperately search for the illegal download of some new American series, being spritely and somewhat alive on a Wednesday has been a priority for all too long. It is, with reason, a school night after all. 
But no longer. 

Life as a freelance internet someone, throwing yourself between the halves and in-betweens of impoverished bank statements and squandered cash on all day travel cards and expensive new pop-up restaurants gets a bit bloody boring. 
Don't get me wrong, I realise how many of you will want to smack me for complaining, I'd love no other working lifestyle and I'm in no way complacent- but the stress of managing five active email accounts, three shoot days, two demanding clients and a neglected blog all in a short week whilst trying to make a vague attempt at a failing love life means whilst one half of your brain is screaming for sleep, all the other half wants is wine. 
And gin.
And Jagerbombs. 
And a laugh.

Welcome G-A-Y Late. 
The floors are sticky, the music is awful, the queue to get in suggests they're handing out cheques at the door, but you can buy a round for £8 and no one bats an eyelid if you launch yourself across the floor to do a well earned Dirty Dancing lift with a stranger. Which in my books, makes it ironically, heaven. 
Last Tuesday was no exception, scrambling from a party in Leicester Square with my fill of free wine I met the boys inside ready to sing away my spreadsheet woes to some one-hit-wonder from some good looking 90's boy band. 
Flailing my limbs around like a ten year old playing musical bumps, I spotted one of my friends failing to chat up a girl in the corner. 
Off I popped to give him a hand and innocently sprinkle my wing-woman charm and then instead of keeping tight lipped over his unsuccessful efforts my lips ended up on hers.

In true British fashion, I didn't want to seem rude or ungrateful to her advances and just sort of went along with it.
Much to the applaud of the group of guys I was with, I stood and kissed this girl in the fluoro lights of a central London gay club and actually really enjoyed it. 
It was liberating and completely unlike me, sense and conscience left at the cloakroom.
It didn't matter whether or not it was a declaration of me exploring my sexuality or if it were me just misted by the last four mystery shots I'd had at the bar, it was deemed as a perfectly accepted act on a Tuesday night out. 
I am a straight female, I have no confusion there, vaginas terrify me too much to think otherwise, so what the hell was I doing with a girls tongue in my mouth?

Instead of waking up the next day with the promised taste of cherry chapstick, I felt a bit sick with questions. 
Was what I'd done insulting?  In a generation where 'faux-lesbianism' is actually a thing, this idea where it's just as fashionable to eat kale as it is to eat er...the same sex, in the vague and vain hope of inciting straight men whilst (allegedly) showing solidarity for Lesbian women alike. 
Was I just an advocate for the ignorance so many of us are adopting for the sake of finding a win-win promise land of being sexy AND humanitarian?
To be fair, I'd not put that much thought into it. I was literally just kissing someone in a club, the same way I might drunkenly and regrettably get off with a guy who buys me a drink. 
I'm by no means promising him my true devotion or feeling, it's just a physical act taking place on a Tuesday night where we're all trying to forget about someone or something. 
But because I was kissing a girl, I lay ridden with a guilty conscience. 

I don't stand alone in my Tuesday fumble, 35-40% of women report same sex encounters or arousal, up from only 2% in 1992. Is this because society is ticking it off as more acceptable to be gay and as a generation we're more intelligent towards sexuality or simply because famed women like Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne are advocating sapphism style?

After I'd told myself repeatedly over half a kilo of mango slices on the kitchen floor of my friend the day after that what I'd done was absolutely fine, I then almost felt sympathetic for him. 
Society wouldn't let him do what I did. 
As a straight male, the ridicule and disgust that would be shun upon him if he were to kiss another male in a club would be catastrophic as opposed to erotic. 
He'd never live it down where as I got nothing short of a round of applause.
I, as a straight female can kiss whoever the hell I like without having to give an explanation. 
Which seems completely and utterly bizarre and ironic when that almost suggests a glimmer of equality whilst trashing the other.

I did what I did because I was under the influence of a ridiculous notion that I was trying to escape something. Which by no means is excusable, nor does it need to be excusable. 
But when you do it just for a giggle, to heighten their attractiveness to the opposite sex, is it just feeding into the horrific and perpetual notion that being gay is or can be just a phase?

32 comments:

  1. "A (wo)man's true character comes out when (s)he's drunk." :Þ
    Charlie Chaplin

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  2. You are an incredible and beautiful child of nature, Charly Cox. You bring me a good giggle, thoughts and admiration, thank you. x

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  3. Such a valid point saying men can't do that. Women are almost encouraged too but a man would never be able to get the same reaction. I saw a video once showing what things would be like if women treated men the way men treated women and one of the clips was some girls surrounding two guys at a party trying to get them to make out. Obviously what you did was your own decision but it says a lot about society by the responses.

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  4. I cannot relate to this post at all. I'm perplexed when you said you aren't confused about being straight. So why on earth would you allow her to kiss you to begin with? I am totally straight and would immediately put my hand up to stop a woman from kissing me. I would say no thanks I'm not interested. It's not that hard to do.

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    1. You, Charly, make me love and admire you more and more with every new post of yours. I agree with everything you said. Thank you for making me think about this whole straight-gay thing until I fall asleep. :)

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  5. I wouldn't care about faux-lesbianism if there was equality for homosexuals. I mean, it's none of our business whether someone tries to attract the opposite sex by making out with another girl. However it is that most - and by no means do I want to generalize here- of those people enjoying faux-lesbianism are looking at actual lesbian couples in disgust.

    And why are girls making out just for fun are the new thing as it comes to sex symbols whereas boys doing the same thing would be declared obnoxious?

    So yeah, go away fake-lesbian girls and boys looking for them who shame homosexuals. And everyone who actually enjoys faux-lesbianism do whatever the f-ck you want unless making different kinds of love a temporary trend.

    All kinds of love and appreciation for other people should be equally trending permanently. Because love, kindness and interpersonal admiration is what the world really lacks in.

    thank you Charly for another incredibly well written and honest post.

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  6. Really incredible post!! Very insightful, honest, and controversial as always :)

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  7. Though i think it depends on the kind of guy, i mean your good friend Jack Harries has kissed 2 guys, i think, an no one thought to bat and eyelid...maybe because they were just pecks on the lips. idk....The stigma is a lot less and so people feel more comfortable doing what they want.

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  8. You make a good point. However, I think we ought to be very careful when calling or suspecting that someone's sexuality is fake. Sexuality is something that should be taken seriously. If someone says they identify a certain way, that should be the final word on the matter. The only person who can determine his or her own sexuality is that individual. And even if down the road they identify as a different sexuality doesn't mean their previous sexuality/feelings weren't genuine. Sexuality is a fluid thing. Humans are complicated. None of it is simply.

    I do think females have a certain privilege in this situation. For some reason society has a harder time accepting queer men often more so than queer women. In many ways, even though I'm a girl, I think it is tough to be a guy.

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  9. It's one thing to be a fake lesbian, but it's another thing to experiment. I don't think experimentation necessarily equals casual sexual. Society and the environment in which we are raised and nurtured can so strongly condition us to heteronormativity. If you don't have a doubt in your mind that you're straight, awesome. But I don't think we should require people to have their sexuality entirely figured before they can be allowed to act on it. If you want to kiss a girl, kiss a girl. If you want to kiss a girl in order to get a boy's attention, that's something completely different. I think it's a matter of evaluating your intentions and impact in the situation. But let's not assume anything about anyone's sexuality or faux-ness there of.

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  10. Dear Ms Charly Cox, you are a brilliant writer and this is your best post yet. All the best missy xxx

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  11. Not surprised Jack kissed 2 guys. He appears light in the loafers to me. Or in other words he looks like he can take a dick or 2 up that hole of his.

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  12. I love this post! It has the perfect balance of humour and solemnity. I think the point you made at the end was also very valid, the concept of equality can be very ironic sometimes. I don't know if that even makes sense, oh god.

    Love, Hira from http://www.theartofexisting.co.uk/ xx

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